They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail
I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave the money back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor. She became indignant and informed me she was educated and knew what she was doing, and returned the money again. I gave her the money back.... same scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64.
They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail
I walked into a Starbucks with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a Grande Latte. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said 'buy one-get one free.' 'They're already buy-one-get-one-free,' she said, 'so I guess they're both free'.
She handed me my free Lattes and I walked out the door.
They Walk Among Us!
One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of them shouted, 'Look at that dead bird!'. Someone looked up at the sky and said, 'Where'?
They Walk Among Us!
While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the North?' When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, 'Oh I don't keep up with all that stuff.'
They Walk Among Us!
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.
They Walk Among Us!
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me, 'has your plane arrived yet?'
They Walk Among Us!
While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.'
They Walk Among Us,
They Reproduce,
and Worst of all ............
THEY VOTE!!!
Michele aka pr
PS)Sorry to say...every once in awhile, I too AM one of the STOOPID people
I love it - and you are right - even away - I missed being here - I guess I'm a "streamer" for sure
and as my Father-in-law says "there is a fool born every minute - and most of them live"
I love how you are always "preaching what is best" - but you gotta admit - just saying it - doesn't make it happen! -
It's hard man, to love some - and on some days, let's face it - it's harder than others -
It still is a choice, isn't it....
while saying it, doesn't make it so... our thoughts (which are often spoken) do determine our actions...
So if we begin to think it, speak it.. we may actually find ourselves doing it!!!
And as we reap what we sow... we find out that the more we sow, the more reap....
I actually went in and odered the 8 member family pack at KFC. I was alone, the woman said, "For here to go?" I said, "Oh the gangs all home waiting for their food." She said, "What are they having?"
Yes, they do walk among us.
I know what you mean - but let's face it - some seed just don't want to full grow -
I am glad you got a smile out of them - I thought they were funny
No that there is funny - I also love the one about the dead bird and the guy looking up and saying "where" -
"here's yor' sign!"
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I couldn't help but say that also - "Here's your sign" - what a kick
Wouldn't have it any other way -
And even worse - they all vote for Republicans.
I have several of them that come in to my office - daily!
I used to have a friend that I could tell "the sky is falling" & she'd look up & ask where.
Gotta love 'em tho cuz they do keep us entertained!
I must add that I do have my own "blonde" moments at times. I just say that my roots are showing.
I must totally DISAGREE - They vote for those Liberal Democrats
That is another reason why Boise, Idaho looks so much better than California!
I know what you mean - I try and make sure my roots NEVER show - (even though they mostly grow in grey by now)
I guess we all have blond moments - even though I am a natural Brunette!
I don't know which I liked best, they're all great!
Boise, Idaho, here I come
Leaving California to the liberal scum...
My BEST to you and yours,
TallPockets.
How funny...I'd look up too if the sky were littered with dead birds! What a trip "They" are....
Yes They Do And They Are Hoping When We Vote That
I think it will be hard NOT to be this election day yet having said that I would like to run into a few of those you mention here on your post lol
Love You
~Reba~
You are a wise woman! -
Thanks for commenting - I think I like the one about the dead bird - and the person looking up in the sky for it
I think that is a riot - but exactly what 99 out of 100 would do -
Let's all do dinner and celebrate!
And the landscape is beautiful - Sounds like a place to live to me.
Heck you will be turning 57 - Boy - I love a younger man!
Stick with me "Kid" - we still have some "party nights" ahead of us...
"Don't you know it" - I looked up just thinking about it and then about fell off my chair with laughter
I hope you have a wonderful day
I have started a list of "stupid things people do" - now if I can just keep off my own list - I will be happy