Like many of you I have been working on losing a few pounds – there are many diets but the one that I have found that works the best for me has been the “donkey diet” –
I am down 25 pounds and 4 dress sizes and I thought I would share my secret, along with exercise, you must…
AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.
She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
The man seemed more amused.
When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court.
The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition.
She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are Coming'and I grinned."
"Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment willreduce the swelling', and I had to smile.
"Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, ‘William's Big Stick Did the Trick’, and I could hardly contain myself."
"BUT, your Honor, when She moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said,”'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident'... I just lost it."
Today was fabulous being with family and enjoying just being together.I thought of plenty of things I had been neglecting but none seemed as important as watching the little ones run and play.This song seems to say it very well – PRIORITIES – Boy do we need to recognize what is truly important and what can wait.So I am making an extra effort to say more often “I love you” and to hug the ones I love, just to let them know how special they are to me.
My List
(Toby Keith)
Under an old brass paperweight is my list of things to do today Go to the bank and the hardware store, put a new lock on the cellar door I cross 'em off as I get 'em done but when the sun is set There's still more than a few things left I haven't got to yet
Go for a walk, say a little prayer Take a deep breath of mountain air Put on my glove and play some catch It's time that I make time for that Wade the shore and cast a line Look up a long lost friend of mine Sit on the porch and give my girl a kiss Start livin', that's the next thing on my list
Wouldn't change the course of fate but cuttin' the grass just had to wait 'Cause I've GOT more important things like pushin' my kid on the backyard swing I won't break my back for a million bucks I can't take to my grave Why put off for tomorrow what I could get done today
Like go for a walk, say a little prayer Take a deep breath of mountain air Put on my glove and play some catch It's time that I make time for that Wade the shore and cast a line Look up a long lost friend of mine Sit on the porch and give my girl a kiss Start livin', that's the next thing on my list
Raise a little hell, laugh 'til it hurts Put an extra five in the plate at church Call up my folks just to chat It's time that I make time for that Stay up late, then oversleep Show her what she means to me Catch up on all the things I've always missed Just start livin', that's the next thing on my list
Under an old brass paperweight Is my list of things to do today
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