Never Argue with a Woman who reads.

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides totake the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the
woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

 

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Well guys,

 

It’s been so hot here I think like in the “Wizard of Oz” – I’m melting!  I have zero energy and the heat just seems to be zapping all of what ever is left -away.  I really have no desire to do anything at all – nothing, nada, squat – zilch, zero desire to accomplish NOTHING –

 

Should I feel guilty?  I don’t, in fact and can’t even begin to figure out where I want this comment to go  – I think I am becoming “brain dead” – I just start to think and then say “what the heck”…

 

I just read on “the Dog House” that Biggie T is eating ice cream from the container and that sound pretty good to me – it’s 6 am here and I think I will join him in thought and go check out my “fridge”….hmmmmmmm?  Now where is my spoon and what flavors do I have.... Heavenly Hash, Mint Chocolate Chip, and Carmel something way back in the back corner, ya - (that will do)

The Good Stuff

By Kenny Chesney

 

“The Good Stuff is never found in a bottle of Alcohol”

 

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Let’s pretend I have a Magic Mirror

Just like the one I am standing on

If you could ask any question,

 – What would you ask of it?

 What information would you like to know about someone or

you?

 

Just a thought of caution…be careful about things in the future

You may not want to know what is in store for you.

Gee, you may not want to know at all.

 

I have always wanted to know how and what people think of me.

Then I can chose to change – or not

Depending on the value of the information.

So if you’re daring – tell me what you think

I won’t bite you or “dust” you – I promise

But I don’t have to agree with you either – (laughing)

 

OK - What would you ask if you could ask anything?

 

What do you want to know?

 

What would you ask?

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